The Interweb can be a wonderful tool, a way to share information around the world, and, most importantly, a way to read a newspaper sure to garner many, many awards. However, as I learned recently, the Interwebs are not all sunshine and candy and flowers and adorable kittens that fall over while sleeping. Have you ever seen such a thing? My word, it's adorable!
Its paws are so big and it...where was I? Oh, right - THE DANGER OF THE INTERWEB!
I was browsing another Interweb newspaper recently, so that I might better appreciate the Noose by comparison, and thus was alerted to a group using our beloved Web for nefarious purposes. I refer, of course, to the
Imagine such a thing! Spreading that infernal racket around the world!
Can't someone do something? Imagine the innocent children in Japan and other countries that do not contain Alameda. It's a good thing we here on the Immaculate Isle had the foresight to protect ourselves via Measure Angus. I pray that other, more vulnerable lands will not fall victim to that Tartan squeezebox of doom!
Mrs. Alma Petalsby