Friday, May 30, 2008

Technology Run Amok Could Doom the World, or Even Alameda

Mr. Grumbel,

The Interweb can be a wonderful tool, a way to share information around the world, and, most importantly, a way to read a newspaper sure to garner many, many awards. However, as I learned recently, the Interwebs are not all sunshine and candy and flowers and adorable kittens that fall over while sleeping. Have you ever seen such a thing? My word, it's adorable!
Its paws are so big and it...where was I? Oh, right - THE DANGER OF THE INTERWEB!

I was browsing another Interweb newspaper recently, so that I might better appreciate the Noose by comparison, and thus was alerted to a group using our beloved Web for nefarious purposes. I refer, of course, to the
following:

http://news.scotsman.com/latestnews/Piping-centre-bags-new-pupils.4121106.jp

Imagine such a thing! Spreading that infernal racket around the world!
Can't someone do something? Imagine the innocent children in Japan and other countries that do not contain Alameda. It's a good thing we here on the Immaculate Isle had the foresight to protect ourselves via Measure Angus. I pray that other, more vulnerable lands will not fall victim to that Tartan squeezebox of doom!

Very sincerely,
Mrs. Alma Petalsby

Editor's Comments

The above-mentioned article is deeply troubling. At times like these, the Alameda Daily Noose and I are especially thankful that Alameda is separated from countries like Japan and Scotland by a protective barrier of water. But even with Measure Angus to protect us, we are still vulnerable to the effects of high Bagpipe density elsewhere. We must remember that sound carries better over water.

What is particularly worrisome is the ominous warning buried near the end of the article: "We are at the beginning of this. We think there will be an explosion."

The Alameda Daily Noose and I are going to get started on our Bagpipe fallout shelter right away. We recommend that all of our Right-Thinking readers do the same.

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