Roger Grumbel and Former City Council Candidate Kick Off Celebrity Grump-A-Thon
Former City Council Candidate and I, Roger Grumbel, appeared on Alameda's community access cable channel 28 yesterday afternoon at 3:30 p.m. to kick off the Alameda Cultural Heritage Education Society's 18th Annual Celebrity Grump-A-Thon. This year Former City Council Candidate had the honor of throwing out the first complaint, the sheer excitement of which caused the Alameda Daily Noose to erupt into a spontaneous round of applause from off camera.
Members of A.C.H.E.S. will be taking telephone pledges for the total number of hours for which they will kvetch on the air. In order to fulfil the pledge, each participant must rant continuously (with one five-minute break allowed per hour for a bran muffin and some prune juice) for the promised time on one of the following topics:
- Kids These Days
- And That Racket They Call "Music"
- I Mean, in My Day, At Least They Had Words You Could Understand and a Nice Melody
- Traffic
- Twist Ties
- Squirrels
- Evil Developers
- Closing Old Gas Stations
- Loud Car Stereos
- Bagpipe Music
- Loud Car Steros Playing Bagpipe Music
- People Regularly Parking in Front of My House
- John Knox White
- Not Enough Parking in the Park St. District
- Medians Filled with Stupid Flowers That Make It Impossible to Make That Turn in My 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88
- The Fact That Nothing Ever Changes in This Town
- Opening New Gas Stations
- Shopping Carts
- Those Sorry Excuses for Fish Wrap That Nobody Reads
- Too Much Parking in the Park St. District
- People Who Don't Live Here
- O.K., Maybe Some of Them Live Here
- But They Aren't Real Alamedans
- Libraries
- Baby Pandas
- The Fact That Everything is Changing Too Fast in This Town
- Green Plastic Recycling Bins That Cause S.A.R.S. or Whatever Scary Disease Is in the News These Days
- So-Called Experts
- Those Darned Blogs on the Interweb That Nobody Reads
- Lists That Don't End on a Nice Round Number
- Stanford
The Grump-A-Thon will run for a total of 48 hours or until all of the participants have collapsed from exhaustion. A.C.H.E.S. President Janice Lighter-Merv excitedly proclaimed, "With both Roger Grumbel and Former City Council Candidate in fine form, we expect this year's Grump-A-Thon will set a new record for the smallest monetery loss!"
To make your pledge, call the A.C.H.E.S. Grump-A-Thon Pledge Hotline at 522-2208. Disgruntled operators are standing by to berate you!
2 comments:
Hi there. We at the Alameda Sun would like to sponsor this worthwhile community event. In fact we have a particular interest in sponsoring the category titled "Those Sorry Excuses for Fish Wrap Nobody Reads." Please contact us at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
Hi there. We at the Alameda Sun would like to sponsor this worthwhile community event. In fact we have a particular interest in sponsoring the category titled "Those Sorry Excuses for Fish Wrap Nobody Reads." Please contact us at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
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