Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Mabelle Spayce-Teleskop Focuses on Astronomical Three-Faced Municipal Bamboozlement

Hi, Rog,

As I observe the construction of the Super-Mega-Monster-Plex That Everyone Hates, I can't help but notice that the northern side of the 6,000-car, 500-foot-high Parking Garage is totally different that the architectural renderings of the southern and western sides, as shown on the City's interweb dingus:

Artist's rendering of southern elevation of Super-Mega-Monster-Plex That Everyone Hates.

Artist's rendering of western elevation of Super-Mega-Monster-Plex That Everyone Hates.

Northern elevation of Super-Mega-Monster-Plex That Everyone Hates, as phtographed by a Right-Thinking Alamedan.

First of all, NONE of those fancy-schmancy airbrushed pictures show ANY scaffolding, cranes, or wooden concrete forms. What a con job! Worse yet, in all of the smoke-filled, back-room, closed-door meetings that planned this secret project, not once did ANYBODY say that this thing was going to have THREE DIFFERENT SIDES. I mean, I could have supported a one-sided parking garage, maybe, or a two-sided one at most, but THREE IS RIGHT OUT.

Needless to say, the whole thing looks COMPLETELY DIFFERENT if you lie flat on the ground and stare up at it. In fact, if you roll over into its shadow, it BLOTS OUT THE SUN!

I think we have been bamboozled.

Mabelle Spayce-Teleskop

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