New Book about Measure Acorn

Following is an exclusive, hard-hitting press release from Angry Minds, Inc., the world-renowned publisher of do-it-yourself books for people with self-esteem issues:

Hop on down to your local Barnes & Noble, Amazon.com, Borders, or Waldenbooks store! The long-awaited Measure Acorn for Dummies book is finally available.

This is a book that every Right-Thinking Alamedan should have. This is a full guide to everything about Measure Acorn, including:

• How Squirrels are undermining our liberties
• Homemade poisons for Squirrels
• How to chase Squirrels out of your back yard and into your neighbors'
• Fun activities to do with Squirrel carrion
• Spotting double-agent Squirrels
• Creative capturing techniques