Wednesday, August 5, 2009

New Sign Prevents People from Parking in Front of Jim Richardson's House

Dear Roger:

I would like you to tell your readership about a new sign that I have convinced the City of Alameda to install in front of my house. All I had to do was to tell the Department of Public Works that I am a taxpayer, and I vote. I learned that trick from your noosepaper!

This sign should do away with all my ne'er-do-well neighbors who continually insist on parking their cars in front of MY house! They think the street in front of my house is public property—well, it's not! I paid for this house in 1947 and that includes the land all around it! Of course, I park all three of my cars in my driveway (it's a beauty—it widens into a triple-wide space in my back yard) but I reserve the right to park in front of my house on the street if I should feel like it one day.

Now that this sign is in front of my house, I will be calling 911 just as soon as I see anybody dare to even slow down in its vicinity! That will teach them a lesson!

I encourage all Right-Thinking Alamedans to call the Department of Public Works and get one of these installed in front of your own house!

Respectfully,

Jim Richardson

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Wow! And I can't get Public Works to do squat about the unsafe intersection near my house, despite three bad accidents there in the past two years. But then, I am a mere renter, not a bonafide property owner.

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I sure hope the city of Martinez offers this help. I don't have a driveway and only have the street in front of my house to park. I live acros the street to a dentist office. The workers at the dentist office park in front of my house so when I get home from a day at work I get to deal with that crap. How nice a sign like that would look in front of my house! I just sent public works an email. crossing my fingers that this trick works!

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