Friday, September 5, 2008

Alameda's Herb Albert Making a Run for the Border

The Alameda Daily Noose and I have it on good authority that local jazz legend and foe of Squirrels Mr. Herb Albert is taking his show back on the road. Mr. Albert will no doubt soon be entertaining audiences in far-flung parts of rural Alameda, and beyond. We are sure that our loyal readers will miss our skillful and timely publications of Mr. Albert's modestly helpful leads in our ongoing investigation of the local Squirrel Problem. Clearly, he has realized that such work is safe in our capable hands, and feels free to pursue his musical ambitions, thanks to the Alameda Daily Noose and me.

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