Friday, August 1, 2008

Scoop! Of Virtual Bagpipe Menace

The Alameda Daily Noose and I scooped all of the other major news media back in January when we brought a disturbing new piece of bagpipe propaganda to the attention of our loyal readers. Now, thanks to a hot tip from a certain Mr. Shave, we have learned that the L.A. Times just recently picked up the story of "Bagpipe Hero, the videogame that took Scotland by storm."

Ha! We knew about this manifestation of the tartan menace long ago. Had it not been for our timely revelation of the latest danger to videogame-playing youth, unsuspecting parents in Alameda might long ago have succumbed to the hideous skirlings of their bagpipe-addicted offspring. Tardy journalism of the sort practiced by the supposed L.A. Times is largely to blame for allowing impressionable children to be exposed to the kind of violent music and violent color combinations associated with bagpipes. How are parents supposed to know what games are dangerous without the guidance of responsible journalists? Where would you be without the Alameda Daily Noose and me to make up for the failings of all those inadequate sources of information, near and far?


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