Former City Council Candidate Miffed at Not Getting Dirty Bribe Money

Editor,

With yet another "election" coming up, I'm sure that Big Arborist will be lining the pockets of all its shills again soon. It's disgusting the way some people will take money from anyone, just to further their own selfish interest in trying to run this city despite our best efforts to stop them from doing anything.

Some people try to make us believe that Big Arborist isn't throwing money around like nobody's business, but it's pretty obvious that they are. Why else haven't they offered to give the Alameda Cultural Heritage Education Society (A.C.H.E.S.) any money? It's because they already gave all of their dirty bribe money to our "public officials" and wanna-be committee members. Would it have killed them to send some of that moolah our way? A.C.H.E.S. could sure use a big contribution seeing as how our annual Grump-A-Thon is coming up fast. So come on, you lousy tree-huggers! We know you all have plenty of green that could be going for something good instead of just winding up as an ugly pile of dead leaves on our beautiful streets.

Former City Council Candidate