Friday, August 15, 2008

Movies Showing at the Super-Mega-Monster-Plex That Everyone Hates

The following movies are currently showing at the Super-Mega-Monster-Plex That Everyone Hates:

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2: Star WarsAs the Clone Wars sweep through the galaxy, the new story catches up with Tibby, Carmen, Padmé, and Leia, four young women who find themselves on a mission with far-reaching consequences. Now it will take more than a hurried note…or even a treasured pair of pants passed back and forth among them to keep their lives connected and lead the massive clone army in a valiant effort to resist the forces of the dark side…

The Clone Wars: Fly Me to the Moon in 3-DMore and more systems are falling prey to the forces of the dark side as the Galactic Republic slips further and further under the sway of three tween-aged flies who go along on an incredible space adventure…in 3-D!

Mamma Mia: The MummyThe story of a bride-to-be trying to unearth her real father, a shape-shifting entity who was cursed by the popular '70s group ABBA decades ago.

Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: Henry Poole Is HereIn the Far East, a trouble-seeking Henry Poole abandons his fiancée and family business to spend what he believes are his remaining days searching for the first Emperor of Qin.

The Dark Knight: Tropic ThunderThrough a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to deal with the chaos unleashed by an anarchist mastermind known only as the Joker, as it drives each of them to their limits.

Swing Vote Pineapple: Express Journey to the Center of the Earth in 3-D In a remarkable turn-of-events, the result of the presidential election comes down to one tropical fruit in the hands of a stoner, his dealer, a scientist, his nephew, and their mountain guide, who, on the run from the police, discover a fantastic and dangerous lost world of American democracy in the center of the earth…in 3-D!

Ticket prices are: General Admission $9.50, and $7.00 for over age 59, children age 11 and under, and movies starting before 4:00 p.m., or when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very clever. And sadly true.
I wonder when the mega-monster-plex will get around to showing movies that one cannot see across the water at Jack London?