Adorable Alameda Children to Run Around Field in Some Sporting Event

The Alameda Daily Noose and I seem to have temporarily misplaced the actual press release that goes with this photo, but the important thing is that adorable children are involved, so who needs a bunch of boring details?

We vaguely recall that there is going to be some big match tomorrow against some team of not-quite-as-spunky-as-ours tykes from some town that's not Alameda. They will face off against our unbeatably cute Alameda athletes sometime in the afternoon in one of the big parks, apparently competing in some sort of game involving a rubber ball the color of that chalky stomach medicine the Alameda Daily Noose and I have to take after enjoying one of those "burritos" from our favorite Mexican restaurant. We're not sure what kind of sport it is, but it looks from the photo as if it's not the kind of game we had when I was a kid. It is sure to be the most nooseworthy event of the day, though, and one that you won't want to miss.