Alameda Daily Noose Acquires SunCal Plans for Alameda Point

Thanks to a Right-Thinking employee of SunCal who leaked some documents to us, the Alameda Daily Noose and I are ready to expose the latest shocker in the nefarious plans to develop Alameda Point.

We have been worried about the overdevelopment—by which we mean "development" of anything "over" what is there today—of Alameda Point, and concerned that SunCal would be creating Tartan-Oriented Development that would be in violation of Measure Angus. It turns out that their plans are even more troublesome. As the smuggled blueprints show (click the image to enlarge), the plans are to build what can only be described as an enormous peat bog, possibly combined with a Communist Squirrel Refuge, over most of the area now known as Alameda Point.

The Alameda Daily Noose and I will keep you posted as further developments come to light. And if any readers have an inkling of what happened to the area just to the East of Webster Street, please let us know. It is very disturbing to the Alameda Daily Noose and me to see a big empty space where the Rusty Scupper and its surroundings should be! What will become of Cap'n Everett's Yard Sail? Is nothing sacred, not even our precious swaths of free parking?! Be warned, Squirrel Coddlers and Bagpipe Huggers: We are watching you! One false move, and you will be in for a tch-tch-tch-ing you'll never forget. Right-Thinking Alamedans are nothing if not scrupulous in our demonization of those who disagree with us.