Wednesday, March 12, 2008

7:42 a.m.: Dave Williamson Can't Make a Sandwich


Where the Hell does my wife keep the Mayonnaise? I've looked in the fridge twice and haven't been able to find it. I've spent the last five minutes looking for Mayo to complete my sandwich. I have to pack my lunch to take with me to my job as a Silicon Valley technologist and entrepreneur, for goodness sakes. Is it too much to ask for a guy to have some Mayo to put on his turkey sandwich with the crusts cut off?

Dave Williamson

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