You've Got to Admit, We're Getting Better

Mr. Williamson:

Why don't you ever write about the Alameda music scene the way Roger did? You haven't mentioned Alameda's own "Ja, und das ist Polka!" band even once since you took over the Daily Noose. There could be a scandal going on right now at the ACLO, and I wouldn't even know about it from reading your Alameda Daily Noose. I don't know if you have what it takes to run a noosepaper. Roger did it better.

Bitterly,
Jim Crowley

[Editor note - What Mr. Crowley fails to realize is that there is objective analysis showing that the Inaction Alameda Alameda Daily Noose is just as good as the ordinary Daily Noose ever was, if not better. A brave commenter on this very site just recently pointed out what a good job we do of covering the most important events in Alameda:

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now. Keep it up!

Unlike the anonymous cyber-bullies who viciously attacked our outstanding coverage of Zeppelins, this hero has chosen to remain anonymous in order to protect himself and his income from Mr. Crowley and his ilk. Freed from fear of retribution from the "powerful people" that dominate the so-called Alameda music scene and Roger Grumbel fan club, he was finally able to tell the truth: the new Action Alameda Alameda Daily Noose by Action Alameda is more creative, more original - in short, more better - than the old Alameda Daily Noose ever was.]