Thursday, September 24, 2009

Alameda Daily Noose and I Win Prestigious Award for Outstanding Coverage of Chinese Culture

Editor's Comments:

It really is remarkable that people in China have such a clear understanding of the complex journalistic accomplishments of the Alameda Daily Noose and me. They have long been fans of our writing, even though they seem to have very little ability to write anything comprehensible themselves. However, they are right on target when they say, "CONGRATULATION ONCE AGAIN !!!!!!," because the following is just another in a long list of prestigious and coveted awards and accolades that the Alameda Daily Noose and I have humbly and deservingly received:

THE CHINA CULTURAL CENTER AWARD 2009
ASIA AND PACIFIC REGIONAL ANNEX
CORPORATIONS IN ASIA AND PACIFIC REGION
AWARD PROVIDER OFFICE
P.O.BOX 1682 CHINA
GOVT.REF 09

ATTENTION

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WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU OF THE RESULT OF THE CHINESE CULTURAL CENTER PRIZE AWARD 2009 PROGRAMS CONDUCTED AND FINANCED BY COMMITTEE OF MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS IN ASIA REGIONAL CONSTITUENCY. AND YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS SELECTED AMONG THE COMPUTER BALLOTING SYSTEM DONE TODAY IN THE CONTROL ROOM.AS TO KEEP AWARENESS OF THE CHINESE CULTURAL AWARD CENTER NEXT YEAR CELEBRATION YOU ARE ALSO TO HAVE FIVE TICKETS AND FREE FLIGHT AND HOTEL ACCOMMODATION IN THE WHOLE EVENT. AND YOU HAVE WON THE SUM OF $500.000.00 USDA.FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE AMERICAN DOLLARS AS ALL THE BIG MULTINATIONAL COMPANIES IN ASIA HAS JOINED HANDS TO MAKE THIS EVENT A SUCCESS CONGRATULATION ONCE AGAIN AS THE BENEFICIARY WINNER OF THIS YEAR AWARD SPONSORED BY CHINESE GOVERNMENT

WE ANNOUNCE YOUR WINNER TODAY IN THE COMPUTER BALLOTING ROOM AS GREAT WINNER AS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WON THE PRICE TO FILE YOUR CLAIMS AND BOOKING CONTACT YOUR ASIA ACCREDITED AND SATISFY AGENT MR. CHANG YUNGE AND PROVIDE YOUR DETAILS FOR YOUR PAYMENT:

FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:........................
CONTACT ADDRESS:..................................
EMAIL ADDRESS:....................................
CITY/STATE:.......................................
COUNTRY:..........................................
NATIONALITY:......................................
SEX:.......................AGE:...................
MARITAL STATUS...................................
TEL NO:...........................................
NEXT OF KIN:......................................
ANNUAL INCOME:....................................
AMOUNT WON:.......................................

CLAIM AGENT EMAIL SECTION.
CONGRATULATION ONCE AGAIN !!!!!!
SINCERELY YOURS
MR.CHANG YUNGE
AWARD COORDINATOR

1 comment:

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