Thursday, June 11, 2009

Huge March and Gargantuan Rally to Say No to Our Evil Robot Mayor's Secret Robot Base

Following is a press release from "What's the Point":

Huge March & Gargantuan Rally - Please join us - 10:30 a.m., Saturday, June 13, 2009, to say NO to our Evil Robot Mayor's Secret Robot Base:

  • Financially too risky unless the Robots are solid gold and the City can buy them on credit
  • The City is already going bankrupt because they insist on spending hundreds of millions of dollars on attorneys
  • 48,000 more homes
  • 600,000 more car trips
  • 5,200,000 more Bagpipes
  • Too many chemicals, including huge quantities of the industrial solvent dihydrogen monoxide
  • Radioactive rodents
What's The Point - What's Our City's Future

5:30 a.m. - march begins at City Hall with torches and pitchforks - bring the kids!

We’ll rally at Jackson Park - concludes about Midnight

Live Music. Break Dancing. Learn the latest rumors that have been flooding into our news desk and hear terrified speakers practice the pointing and screaming skills we crowd-scene extras will need for the coming Robot Uprising

Please contact us at: WHAT'S THE POINT

What's The Point
1418 Giallobrico Rd.
PMB 3.14 Alameda, CA 94501

Klondike 5-3226

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