Thursday, June 4, 2009

Roger Rates Recent Interwebcasts

Roger's ratings of meetings initially interwebcast in the past 42 days, with the most recent shown in green:

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Corica Have Mercy:
Regular Transportation Commission May 27, 2009
Regular Transportation Commission April 22, 2009

Editor's Comments:

Granted, the Alameda Daily Noose and I have complained about the blocks of five hours of shameless nautical propaganda masquerading as Traffic Committee meetings in the past. After watching these two interwebcasts, however, we have finally come to understand the phrase "be careful what you wish for." After five minutes of hearing these pompous, self-important gasbags blather on about thresholds of something-or-other, we found ourselves pining for those lovely pictures of boats!

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This Is an Outrage:
Regular ARRA Meeting June 3, 2009

Editor's Comments:

The Alameda Daily Noose and I were hoping that this was the latest music video from the Swedish super-group "ARRA," but we were sorely disappointed. Even the knockout combination of a Brady Bunch split-screen effect and a sultry soft-focus wink couldn't have enticed us to take a chance on this snooze-fest. Nary a thigh-high boot nor a bell-bottom in sight…this is an outrage!

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So Many Things to Get Annoyed About:
Regular Meeting of the Alameda City Council May 19, 2009
Regular Meeting of the Planning Board May 11, 2009

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Run-of-the-Mill Shenanigans:
Regular Meeting of the Alameda City Council June 2, 2009
Regular Meeting of the Planning Board April 27, 2009

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Nothing Worth Complaining About:
Regular Meeting of the Alameda City Council STARTING 5-D - AUDIO TAPE AVAILABLE FROM CITY CLERK'S OFFICE May 5, 2009

Editor's Comments:

The Alameda Daily Noose and I didn't even bother watching this one because we know from the description that it won't offend our delicate sensibilities. We have read enough letters from our loyal Right-Thinking Alamedan readers to realize that ANYONE who makes LIBERAL use of UPPER CASE in an attempt to PROVE his ARGUMENTS simply CANNOT be WRONG!

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