Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Alameda Daily Noose and I Have Many Marketable Skills

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
AMALGAMATION ALLIED OIL & GAS CORP
Level 16, Tower 5
PETRONAS Twin Towers
Kuala Lumpur City Centre
50088 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Tel: +60 1436 27161

ATTN: APPLICANT

INTERNATIONAL EXPATRIATE OFFICIAL JOB ONLINE INTERVIEW

Your name has been shortlisted/Choosen among the Lucky expatriates who submitted the CV to the MALAYSIA ONLINE JOB ,before we will issue you the Success Letter and the Contract Document You have to fill the following informations and send it back to us

Via-Email: amalco.oil_gascorpinc@live.com

Full Names

City:

State:

Country:

Zipcode:

Sex:

Phone:

AGE:

MARITAL STATUS:

Get back to me as soon as possible.

Bar. Rahim Mohammed
Head of Recruitment Service.
AMALCO OIL & GAS INC (SARAWAK)

Editor's Comments:

The Alameda Daily Noose and I seem to be greatly in demand lately. We must have received this job offer from a prominent oil and gas corporation because of our distinguished work in reporting on oil drilling in Alameda. It is tempting to apply for the job, although it might take too much time away from our in-depth investigations. Dont' worry, Right-Thinking Alamedans; the Noose will always come first.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Truth is stranger than fiction... from today's SF Chronicle: "Flaming squirrel blamed for small Calif." wildfirehttp://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/14/state/n100513D39.DTL&feed=rss.bayarea

Sandi K said...

Is this for real? The email address is not at all professional.

Anonymous said...

ihave been recieve one of this kind of letter.
could anybody to tell me ifis real or not?

Anonymous said...

im so confused is it for real?