New, Exciting Shop Opens Up on Park Street

Rog,

I'd pleased to announce the formation of a new business on Park Street that I believe your readers have been awaiting eagerly! It's called "Nancy's Natty Nails" and it is your one-stop shop for the ladies of Alameda to luxuriate and relax while having their nails "done."

I've been asked for years and years, "Mike, why can't we get some sort of Nail Salon here on Park Street?" Well the wait is finally over. I can't tell you how excited I am to finally have a nail salon like this on our beautiful island.

Nancy has just reminded me that crew — all specially imported from Cambodia, world-renowned for their fingernail specialists I'm told — is ready for their first customers. To sweeten the deal, she is offering a complete manicure and a bonus pedicure to the first fifty people (ladies OR gentlemen, she says) to walk through the door, for a low price of only $79.99.

Welcome, Nancy, to the Neighborhood!


-- Michael Moose
Executive Director
Park Street Merchants' Association