Scoop! of Crisco® Icing: When Squirrels Attack a Sacred Alameda Instituion

Mr. Grumbel,

Are you not the person keeping track of the travesties perpetrated by Squirrels? Have I got something for you! Squirrels attacking one of our most cherished values! That's right - marriage.

Here's a picture of a dastardly Squirrel trying to take by force what it can't (and shouldn't) have by law: a tasty wedding cake.



Marriage is a sacred institution defended as the cornerstone of society, and the law makes it clear: marriage is defined as between between a person and a person, not a person and a Squirrel!

Keep up the good fight!
Mrs. Ada Witherton