Monday, July 7, 2008

City Council Is No Match for Alameda Daily Noose's Super Coverage of Life-and-Death Recreation Issues

The Alameda Daily Noose and I single-handedly changed the course of Alameda history last week. In reaction to our hard-hitting coverage of the City Council's efforts to ban the throwing of balls in parks, the Council reversed its earlier decision. It is now safe to play games of catch again, and fair to sue the City for any injuries incurred from balls thrown by others.

Rumor has it that there was a general outcry against the ball-throwing ban, but it is clear that the Alameda Daily Noose and I led the charge. Therefore, we deserve all of the credit for this dramatic lack of change in City policy. You're welcome.

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