Monday, September 17, 2007

5:17 a.m.: Oooops! City Rushes to Cover Up John Knox White Scandal

This Friday, in a shocking de facto admission of wrongdoing, the City of Alameda effectively issued a retraction of its John...Knox...Whitewashing of the so-called restoration of the Alameda Theatre in conjunction with the construction of the Super-Mega-Monster-Plex that Everyone Hates. No doubt in reaction to the hard-hitting investigative report published on September 11, 2007, by the Alameda Daily Noose and me, the City began a hasty cover-up of the John...Knox...White paint on the Alameda Theatre's big vertical sign with a guilt-ridden shade of green. Tch, tch, tch - pretty bad when the "City" can't even pick the correct hue in its "clarification" of the Theatre's color scheme! All right-thinking Alamedans know that the only acceptable pigmentation for any part of the historic Alameda Theatre is that noblest of all colors, yellow - or, perhaps, black. Shame!

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