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The Alameda Daily Noose and I are proud to announce a new way for Alamedans to contact us with hot tips on noose, scoops, investigative reports, and occasions calling for the presence of the town's premier journalist. Anyone who's been in this town for eighteen years or more already knows how to reach us, but for those right-thinking Alamedans who, through no fault of their own, happen to be newcomers to our Treasured Island, we have a high-tech way (technically referred to as "golly-gee-whiz mail," or "gee-mail" for short) for you to convey your compliments and suggestions to us. Here is our "gee-mail" address:
Just grab your trusty fountain pen, write your letter, scan it into your computer (be sure to dry the ink thoroughly with your writing sand before placing the letter in the scanner), attach it to a "gee-mail" (I think you use a wax seal for that) and send it to the Alameda Daily Noose and me.
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