5:34 a.m.: Plaid Flag Warning Update: No Bagpipe News Stories for Last 9 Days in "Alameda" Fly-Swatter
On Friday, August 31, 2007, the Alameda Fly-Swatter published one news story about Bagpipes. During the subsequent 9 days, the Fly-Swatter has published no news stories about Bagpipes. How long will the Fly-Swatter drone on about unimportant issues while the drama of the growing Bagpipe threat plays out all around us? Any so-called newspaper that does not understand that Tartan-limiting "Measure Angus" is the only thing that makes our town worth living in has no right to put the word "Alameda" on its masthead. Shame!