Alameda Leads the Way in Quality of Life, Sea Cucumbers

The Alameda Daily Noose and I are proud to announce that Alameda's own Dancing Sea Cucumbers were recently featured in a major holiday parade in some city that's not Alameda. This means that once again, Alameda is leading the way as the rest of the world slowly comes to understand that there is no quality of life better than the Alamedan quality of life.

The Sea Cucumbers, seen here rehearsing for their busy performance season, will also dance at Cap'n Everett Street's traditional boat-lighting ceremony on December 10th, outside the Rusty Scupper Family Seafood Restaurant. The boat-lighting ceremony should not to be confused with the Lighted Yacht Parade on December 5, which reportedly included no Sea Cucumbers and was therefore not worth watching.