No, No, No! Angry Christmas!

Rog,

Here in Alameda, we can't really celebrate a holiday of any kind without a healthy dose of negativity. Every year, we look forward to the parade of protesting Santas. It doesn't matter much what they are protesting, as long as they are firmly against it. The true spirit of the season lies in just saying, "NO, NO, NO!"

Angrily yours,
Charles Thurston III