Would you believe that the hot new trend among kids these days is making bird noises? I keep hearing about it from people who know these things. Apparently, everyone who's under 30 is "twittering" these days, and some who are over 30 are, too! Can you imagine anything more ridiculous than making "tweet-tweet" noises at each other? Not only is it silly, it could lead to more serious things. After all, it's a fine line between "twittering" and "chit-chit-chittering", and we all know what that leads to. I don't even have to tell you that "chit-chit-chittering" is exactly what Squirrels do! We need to nip this "twitter" thing in the bud, or the next fad we'll see is rampant, blatant Squirrel hugging!
Thursday, March 19, 2009