Frieda Bellows Does Know What to Make of Image of Squirrel-On-Squirrel Violence

Rog,

Its obvious from the photo you ran yesterday that Squirrels are all lazy good-for-nothing crooks. The message that t-shirt was sending is that no Squirrel ever bothers to hunt for acorns, they all just steal them from each other. If it weren't for Measure Acorn, you can be sure that the Squirrel problem in Alameda would be even more unbearable than it is already, because we all know that trees cause Squirrels, and now we know that Squirrels cause crime.

Frieda Bellows