Monday, November 9, 2009

The Alameda Daily Noose and I Receive Praise for Our Outstanding Coverage of Environmental Issues

From: Michael Corbitt
Sent: Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:17 AM
To: ''
Subject: And ANOTHER thing!

Roger –
We have some nice used BVD’s we can let you have if you get in a bind.:)

Sorry about having to push your car onto the property but we need to do our part for the worlde and you of all people should understand that …

Mike Corbitt

Southe Centre Malle

Editor's Note:

The Alameda Daily Noose and I received this letter in response to our recent exclusive Noose item on a new carbon dioxide reduction policy at Southe Centre Malle. We are impressed that Mr. Carpet recognizes the depth of our understanding of environmental issues. We assume that the offer of free BVD's is intended as a tribute to our unparalleled journalistic integrity. It's a good thing we broke down and bought one of those newfangled BVD players to supplement our trusty Betamax.

We are also pleased with the job that Mr. Carpet and his Evil Developer colleagues have done in sprucing up the Southe Centre Malle and attracting such top-notch music groups as the Ja, und das ist Polka! band to play in the central plaza. The biggest problem with the place now is that there are too many people. It's hard for the Alameda Daily Noose and me to enjoy our shopping and dining experiences when there are other shoppers and diners around. We trust that something will be done to improve the situation.

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