Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Sharp-Eyed Reader Spots More Shills For Big Arborist


Editor,

I can't believe how blind I was to the enormity of the Squirrel problem before I started reading the Alameda Daily Noose. Now I see them everywhere! It's like some kind of cult. The one in my photo is in the window of a store that sells cards and gift wrap, and I can't figure out what that would have to do with Squirrels. Since it is clearly not alive, and not a robot, this Squirrel must be just a secret signal that the owners of the shop are shills for Big Arborist.

Well, that's one store I won't be shopping at!

Nona Megiven

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