Adorable Doggie Needs to be Adopted

    Editor
Dear^Friends,

It breaks our hearts but we have to find a new home for our beloved doggie Snookums. You see, we had a few little little…incidents involving the mailman, the kid down the street, the neighbor's (former) cat, our uncle Fred, and finally, that poor gentleman from the courthouse who came around to serve us up a ream of legalistic gobbledygook demanding that we put poor little Snookums up for adoption.

Snookums is a friendly mutt who just loves to play. He's always so cuddly and adorable, and he just lives for his "ball." Ha-ha, "ball"…that's our funny little word for the mailman, the kid down the street, the neighbor's cat, our uncle Fred, and employees of the court system. You should see the look on the face of the "ball" when Snookums comes running to play!

Anyway, now that we have this "deadline" from the court, I'm sending this e-mail to everyone I can think of in hopes of finding a new home for Snookums. I even thought about writing letters to the editor, but I figured that no newspaper worth its salt would bother printing such a trivial item. I just hope this e-mail finds its way into the heart of another animal lover who will love Snookums as much as we do.

Joe and Charity Camber