Why do you keep publishing all these stories about Squirrels instead of paying more attention to real problems in Alameda? You went and changed a bunch of other things from the way that Roger Grumbel used to do them, but then the one thing you should have changed, you didn't.
And another thing, you completely ignored my question about what your journalistic credentials are. I remember you had some vague excuses for the tabloid headline and so forth, but you never said what qualifies you to run a noosepaper.
[Editor Note: What qualifies us to run a noosepaper? Our readers. We care about them far too deeply to ever betray the absolute trust they place in our skill, honesty, and personal integrity.]