Friday, May 29, 2009

Green Living by Janet Marchant: New Book Has Greens Seeing Red

I was browsing at the local bookstore the other day when I made a shocking discovery. There's a new book out that claims that only a complete idiot would be interested in green living! At least I think this is what the book claims, because I haven't read it and I have no intention of doing so.

You see, if I bought the book, I'd only be enriching its misguided author, and if people saw me reading it in the bookstore or checking it out from the library, they might mistake that for some kind of endorsement. No, I'm not taking any chances with something this important. That's why I'm calling for a boycott of every bookstore and library that has this hateful tome on its shelves!

Of course, pre-eminent environmental authors have extensive research needs, not to mention a weakness for eco-romance novels during the summer beach reading season, so I won't be participating in the boycott myself. Nevertheless, I'm sure that everyone else's selfless actions will send the message loud and clear that green living is for all of us, not just complete idiots!

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