Phyllis Clump Loves the Alameda Daily Noose and Me

Editor,

You are so talented. I love to visit your interweb page, in fact I often look at it several times a week. Its great to see that pretty yellow background when I get there, but I have one complaint. Why do you have to keep changing the words and some of the pictures? I'm sure they would be fine if you'd left them the way they were when I first saw them. Can't you just let the page be instead of fiddling around with it all the time?

Phyllis Clump