Monday, January 12, 2009

Former City Council Candidate Clarifies

Rog,

I didn't watch either of those interpodcasts of the City Council meetings that you rated last week, but I can see from all the acorns that they were just as bad as ever. The problem is all those darned elected officials and the "board members" that they appoint! We need to get rid of all of them. I mean every last one of the corrupt weasels.

In fact, I've gotten seven or eight phone calls just in the past week, even before your ratings came out, all suggesting that the heads of the mayor and the city council should all be served up on a platter, garnished with a sprig of tax relief and drizzled with clarified butter. I'm not sure if all of the calls came from different people or not, because after the part about the butter, all I heard on the line was heavy breathing.

I agree completely with the call for throwing all those bums out of city hall. Let's clear out the whole shebang and start over with some different council people who will work harder at not changing anything. That's right, we need to get rid of every single one of them, except I guess that one who ran with me in our throw-the-bums-out campaign that one time. He was okay. Oh, what the heck - get rid of him too! We can't take any chances, especially with people who've actually been elected to office. You can't trust any of them.

Just to clarify, I'm going to go get out a stick of butter and a saucepan right now, so look out!

Former City Council Candidate

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