I snapped this picture of a Squirrel in my neighborhood. This Squirrel is no doubt one of the recent arrivals to Alameda who insist that while they don't necessarily want to change Alameda's Squirrel-limiting "Measure Acorn," they are not familiar with it and simply want to have a forum on the topic to educate the public. These are the same Squirrels that are constantly hugging trees, yet I have personally seen them take shelter under automobiles! You don't see them hiding under bicycles in a rain storm, do you? What a bunch of hypocrites!
P.S. — I forgot to mention that I own the new Motorola SQRLZ™ cell phone. Among its many cutting-edge features is a little-known capability: Its built-in camera is able to capture and translate Squirrel brain waves into English, and then superimpose the text onto photographs. I assure you that I have in no way altered the picture you see here.