Outraged Alamedan Donald Kirkland Says What Really Scares Him Is the "Hammer-Heads" Sitting on Alameda's City Council
Roger,
I was talking to ancient mariner and living Alameda legend Cap'n Everett the other day, and he told me a fish story you wouldn't believe. Apparently, City Hall has been taken over by hammer-heads, by which I can only assume he means the dreaded hammer-head species of land shark. I am absolutely flabbergasted!
What really scares me is the hammer-heads sitting on the City Council.
These ferocious fish can weigh up to 1,000 pounds, which means they could pin the Council down for hours at a time, rendering them completely incapable of making a decision. This is an OUTRAGE. We Right-Thinking Alamedans can only hope that the spineless Council Majority will not buckle under the pressure of Big Shark, which has been plotting for years to flood Alameda and turn it into a giant marine sanctuary!
Donald Kirkland
1 comment:
What a terrific idea!
Alameda needs to become a low-density (Save Marine Measure A!!!) marine sanctuary--it's the perfect ahead-of-the-global-warming-curve redevelopment theme for Alameda Point, since water will pour over it when the Bay rises another 65 feet next year due to Global Whatsits..
Juat keep your ^$@^ duplex and condo fish tanks out of my town!
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