Reader Appreciates a Firm, Steady, Experienced—Not to Mention Handsome and Dashing—Hand at the Wheel

Dear Roger,

Is it true? Are you really taking over the Alameda Daily Noose editing for good? I hope so, because Dave Williamson has been a huge disappointment. Since he's been in charge, it's gotten so that I hardly even know what's going on in this town that shouldn't be.

Jean Kerkwilligers

Editor's Comments:

Yes, it's true. Popular demand, paired with Dave Williamson's extraordinary dedication to the upcoming Miss Grumpy Alameda pageant, has finally persuaded me to take the helm of this noosepaper once again.