Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Often-Overlooked "Measure C" Also on the Ballot

While most attention has been paid to Measure B, the "bagpipe" measure that we and all right-thinking Alamedans are in opposition to, we at the Alameda Daily Noose would like to remind voters of the other measure on the ballot for this Special Election: Measure C. In this case, C is for "Children."

Those in favor of Children say that they are joyful, happy, energetic, and most of all, are the future right-thinking generation. Without Alameda Children, there will be no Alamedans in the future, and that would be bad.

On the other hand, those opposed to Children say that they are loud, often have runny noses, grow into Teenagers before reaching adulthood, and frequently need to take a bath. Alameda should not be populated in the future with this kind of people.

The Alameda Daily Noose and I are steadfastly neutral in this measure, and encourage all right-thinking readers to vote "Maybe" on your ballot.

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