Alameda Daily Noose Gets the Scoop!

On Thursday, March 22, 2007, at 10:40 AM, at Pagano's Hardware Mart on Lincoln Avenue in Alameda, Alameda Daily Noose once again scooped all the other news media by being the first to get the scoop. As the photo on the left shows, we here at Alameda Daily Noose are always on top of the local news, and the clearly visible dates prove that we got the scoop a whole day ahead of the Alameda Journal, which we really, really don't like at all. As you can see, our scoop is very, very shiny and holds a full two ounces, or even more if you really pile it on.