Grumbel and Alameda Daily Noose Accurately Predicted All 24 Oscar® Winners
Last week, in a private conference held in my living room, the Alameda Daily Noose and I accurately predicted all 24 Oscar® winners in this year's awards ceremony presented by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. This marks our 60th consecutive year of completely accurate predictions, and the fact that we have yet to announce our predictions to the general public ahead of time does not detract in the least from this momentous accomplishment. After all, we have an obligation to keep our 100% accurate predictions secret; otherwise, they would wreak havoc with the odds placed on the winners by those upstanding professionals in the bookmaking business.
So, without further ado, here is our list of 24 Oscar® predictions for yesterday's awards:
- Actor in a leading role: Sean Penn
- Actor in a supporting role: Heath Ledger
- Actress in a leading role: Kate Winslet
- Actress in a supporting role: Penélope Cruz
- Animated Feature Film: Wall-E
- Art Direction: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
- Cinematography: Paul Blart: Moviscop
- Costume Design: The Duchess
- Directing: Paul Blart: DeMille Cop
- Documentary feature: Man on Wire
- Documentary short: Smile Pinki
- Film editing: Paul Blart: Montage Cop
- Foreign language film: Departures
- Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
- Music (Score): Paul Blart: Maestro Cop
- Music (Song): "Jai Ho" from Paul Blart: Mumbai Cop
- Best Picture: Paul Blart: Mail Cop
- Short film (animated): La Maison en Petits Cubes
- Short film (live action): Spielzeugland (Toyland)
- Sound editing: The Dark Knight
- Sound mixing: Paul Blart: Mult Cop
- Visual effects: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
- Writing (Adapted screenplay): Paul Blart: Manuscript Cop
- Writing (Original screenplay): Milk
2 comments:
I logged onto this site for the first time only because I saw it on Alamedans. I am appalled at how mean-spirited it is. Not sure who runs this blog, but your attempt to put down fellow Alamedans is more of a reflection on your character than anything else. Hopefully, you will come to realize that your time could be better spent building community rather than tearing it apart.
I logged onto this site to express my anger and frustration with other Alamedans putting other Alamedans down all the time. Why just the other day, I heard someone talking smack about Roger Grumbel and his Alameda Daily Noose. How insensitive and appalling! How could anyone be so base and low as to criticize our very own exclusive, award winning daily noose? I'm tired of these people tearing our community apart and saying negative things about people. Seems these bunch of baseless scumbags make these comments and then are too chicken to even reveal their identity.
Yours in anger,
Coho Jerkins
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